Jesus Christ, I love porn...!

Hi, thanks for checking out my blog! If you're under 18 please leave and don't follow me, okay? I don't make the rules, kids. You might get a slap on the wrist and lose your Internet privileges for a week, but I could go to jail or something, considering how uptight the morality police are, so do us both a favor and come back when you're 18. End of sermon.

I truly believe pornography drives the Internet, which drives technology, which in turn drives the economy, and possibly all humanity.

Anyhoo. Insert the usual boilerplate bullshit here...NSFW, no one under 18 allowed, if you want a picture taken down just let me know, I neither took nor hold copyright for any of these photos, all models over 18, yada yada yada...

I'm just a dude who likes porn, the nastier the better, like gangbangs and cumshots and closeups of chicks' assholes. I love porn sluts with mouths wide open and taking loads with their eyes rolling back in their heads, I love thicker chicks with shaved pussies, I love average chicks acting like sex-crazed whores on crystal meth. I enjoy seeing humans pose and act like shameless animals, willingly degrading themselves for their carnal pleasure and my own. I like to see their eyes as they die a little inside, as more and more of their humanity is replaced with objectification. I try to look for their soul escaping their body. Oops, there I go again! Sorry, was that TMI?

I think I love Tumblr because so far as I can tell it's all about the porn. Would love to hear from all weirdos, pervs, geeks, freaks, sex addicts out there. I'm actually almost completely normal in real life.

Oh, and as odd it as it may sound, I feel a kind of pride in this blog and I do make an effort to avoid duplicate photos, so you'd be doing me a favor by pointing out any repeats. Thanks, freaks!

I dare you to ask me a question Send me something dirty

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